Blog Entry 4: CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

Blog Entry 4: CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

                Hey guys, my name is xxxtriplekillPwNEDzzxxx kid, and welcome to my blog. I’m 15 and from the streets of  cowan heights, St. John’s. Nobody understands me. Yesterday my parents wanted me to mow the lawn WHILE I WAS PLAYING WOW (World of Warcraft, noob)! Do they not understand how important that raid was? Its so hard being me, life is so pointless. Anyway, have you guys seen the new Devil May Cry trailer?! It looks so fucking bad ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO7gltsY7nU

                Now THAT is a game. Did you see the way Dante f*cks all those girls, and how bloody it is? He is also such a bad ass, his style is exactly like mine! A lot of people are complaining about how it lacks integrity, and is nothing like the original? Who cares about old things? This is new and BAD ASS!!! That’s all that matters. I’ve also heard people complain about how terrible the game play is. Hello, graphics and blood are all that matter in games.

                Every game should be like this. When I was a kid I used to love the Zelda games, but I was so wrong. Sure, the game play is awesome, but its lacking that bad ass..ness! Link should be able to kill people, cut off heads, and all that shit! I would totally buy a Zelda game if it were like that, but that kiddy shit is for kids. Every game should be edgy and dark, it’s all that matters.  I’m now Devil May Cry’s #1  fan!

Damn, my mom wants me to do my homework and stop writing. Nobody understands my agony. Until next time, keep fighting the power!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMDcE24GcBE

- Signed, some middle class teenager kid.


^ This is now the audience for video games. God help us.